Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…
Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development
Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
You keep the peace they get everything else
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
