The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way