A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious

A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

God knows If you only give people One way forward They will go their separate ways So, God always gives us a choice

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod