The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that