A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

If you Buy it You might Like it

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other

There Is Always Room For

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

Like it or not If you’re not mating for life You are mating for death The real meaning of free love, the… Is the freedom to choose

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that