It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle