Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…