In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
God is the world’s only super-bower
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
