To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished
An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking
