One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh
How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…
The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–
God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him
