I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
