You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
One thing I could do Was need control
If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town
