You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips
Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made
As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom
You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
