As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

We are not material beings; We are embodied spiritual beings Language is how the spirit moves u… As in moves our bodies– Especially when words are set to m…

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression