God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…

Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them