Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…
Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
