A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…