American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked