Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it