I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer