Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

Every time I’ve totally lost it It was because I feared I had lost control But they can imprison you, torture… And yet they can’t take your self-…

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

Our faith will be tested And this test isn’t pass/fail; It’s life and death– Life is our test, Death is our grade,

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down