In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you