Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!