After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin