When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business
I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
