You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map
Mating For Life Saved My
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
My ego is too big
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
