In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…

Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them