In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can
Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times
All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
