At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor