God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…
An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…