If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.