Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

There was only one time When God didn’t give people a cho… When God chose Jews He didn’t give them a choice As compensation

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana