We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer