Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
The sequel to the TV show What’s Happening!! Was called What’s Happening Now!! Which is our clue to recognize
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse
