The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists