That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

100% of success is showing up on time

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker