Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…
The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them
The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
