Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending