My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

You can only give what you are wil… See God Who gave us responsibility Because He takes responsibility f… And those who place blame

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns