Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway