I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction