For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap