Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

Let there be light blight and hindsight

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…