To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

AI exploits its facial recognitio… By identifying you as an individua… In order to control the crowd Until you no longer recognize your… Conversely

Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…