If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn