She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;