In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…

Post-Enlightenment Secular Mater… Terminated in the pandemic lockdow… You could say The End of History Came after all

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe