The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that