The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic