At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets