When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition