The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
