Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
