When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

The digital clone born of your onl… Isn’t you, exactly But that leaves open the question… Who is the real you? This can be resolved by answering…

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse