I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you