The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots