Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray