They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

The only thing harder in sports Than hitting a baseball Is writing This maxim applies to every human… Especially writing

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…