It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

All dressed down with nowhere to go

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when