You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

“The human body generates more bio…

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt