You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

Imagine if the Terminator had com… Not to kill off human beings But to seduce them and mate Begetting offspring That are neither human nor inhuman…

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries