First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…